Mason jars on the dresser filled with dollars and quarters,
Savin' em' for our trip around the world,
But now that you changed your tune, there'll be no honeymoon,
So tonight I'm going there without you girl...
Going down to Puerto Rico, in a bottle of rum
Going out to Honolulu, in a Mai Tai mug
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